20 ways to annoy Skulduggery Pleasant!
*1) Next time he goes to bleach his skull, replace it with hot-pink hair dye.
*2) Don't just take the hat hostage, why not the suit as well?
*3) Next time he needs to meet you, stand him up and go shopping with china.
*4) Call him a bone-head both behind his back and to his face.
*5) Since he uses long and complicated word that you don't under-stand try out some
abbreviations and street slang and see how that fares out.
*6) Hot-wire the Bentley and go on a joy ride.
*7) Talk about how lovely Serpine's hair hair and skin are.
*8) Every-time he get something wrong, tell him that if he hand a brain he'd be dangerous!
*9) Dye his fedora pink and purple.
10) "Barrow" his head for your Halloween party.
11) Complain loudly when he won't let Finbar Tattoo you.
12) Spill coke in the Bentley.
13) Tell him that if he get a motorcycle, he'd be the ghost rider.
14) Make fun of the little bow on his hat.
15) NEVER let him live down the pink bunny hospital gown.
16) Point out just how stupid his disguise really is.
17) Replace his Frank Sinatra with the Spice Girls.
18) Un-tie his shoe laces, laugh when he trips.
19) Stand on his hat. (simplicity at its best).
20) Make up your own! (im to lazy to think one more up).
i giggle when i read these, no mater how cruddy the day has been =)